Between the Crackduko -

the booze - and the craziness-

I think that blogging drunk

is one of the best ways to blog... my typing is almost as accurate - my spelling sucks as usual - and it seems to take a lot less time to think of things to talk about - for intstance - I recently went on a trip to Thailand - one of my co-workers go tme this game called Sudoku and I'm completely addicted to it - I thought it was some sort of math game but it so is not a math game - it's some sort of fucked up crossword puzzle for people who can't spell - all you have to know are the numbers 1-9 - it's pretty sweet - I would recommend checking it out in the washington post - or the express (not that I ride the metro) I don't - I hate public transportation - I also hate the outdoors - it's that un-predictable area between a car door and the front door. It blows.... My roommate M is sitting here not only making fun of my typing skills, okay well my spelling skills he's also bitching about my subject matter. and how it's really not that great.... okay he does like my subject matter.... now he's laughing, he's also a bit stoned.... what? oh is that bad? his gotee is crooked.... and there is an "A" in goatee... but he doesn't give a fuck - he likes it that way.... I'm very excited for the smoking ban to take place in DC - I just got home from the bar house and I reek of smoke... does anyone else know the phrase "bar house?"

So just got back from

a sweet night out at the bar - went to a sucky holiday party at about 10 pm - got bored instantly - took a cab to the Grog and Tankard.... they had battle of the bands - we picked the shitty band- but they had the coolest name - the last band was totally the best - The best part of the evening was when the giant snowman and crew (including but not limited too....) elf fucker, mrs. claws, reindeer and others - showed up wasted and shaking their thangs on the dance floor - it was hillarious.....

Fuck you all,

E

Jesus -

I can't believe it's been almost an entire month with no blogging - I totally suck -

and apparently I'm lazy - so much has happened - did I mention I have a tan line - it's pretty cool -

So my friends M and K are pregnant - congrats - they are sure it's a boy but who knows - it's a tiny little thing I saw one of baby's first photos - it's pretty cute -

I'm pretty excited to be going to the Depeche Mode concert next weekend - so it's at the patriot center and that sucks - but we're going anyway - then the next weekend is BON JOVI - fuck yeah.... very excited.....

Well I'm off to Georgetown for my friend W's birthday - I feel it will be a night for red bull and vodka -

More later, hopefully I'll remember to log in when I'm trashed!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sorry I've been gone -

I went to a co-workers wedding in Miami with a cruise to the Grand Cayman - it was awesome - then I came back for 3 days and went on a big fun trip to Thailand with 5 friends - can I say - we had the best time - it was my 2nd time there and I would go back in a heart beat!!! Shopped my ass off - drank my ass off and tanned my ass off - I even have a tan line to prove it!!! I never have a tan line - I'm almost over my jet lag (12 hour time change blows) however, we did take the new Thai Airways direct flight from JFK to BKK and it was totally worth it - it cut about 8 hours off of travel time -

So - I had a great time tonight -

got a little tipsy, but not too wasted - I can't wait to go out tomorrow if anyone knows of anything good going on let me know - I'll be out of town for the next 3 weekends to Miami and Thailand - so let's make tomorrow count- you know who you are -

lets do it!

E

So if I had to pick only some songs to have on my iPod

I think I'd have to pick these songs first - (not in any particular order - just what I came across in the iPod)

Everything I Own - Bread (one of the best love songs of all time)
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper & the Innocents
Time of the Season - Big Blue Missle (one of my fave re-makes)
Fell in Love with the Girl - white stripes (the white stripes kick fucking ass)
Carefree Highway - Gordon Lightfoot (I know, I heart Gordon Lightfoot)
Cold December - Matt Costa
Picture Book - Young Fresh Fellows (thanks to the people at HP for introducing me to this song, I know it's a remake, but I like this one)
Malibu Love Nest - Luna
Float On - Modest Mouse (one shy mouse)
Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot (what can I say, I love him)
Romeo and Juliet - Dire Straits
Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan (best drug song ever)
Give a little Bit ( I enjoy the original and the re-make, Supertramp and Goo Goo Dolls)
So Nice (Summer Samba) Bebel Giberto
Jolene - White Stripes
New York Groove - Ace Frehley (Kiss)
Oh L'Amour - Erasure
Always Saturday - Guadalcanal Diary
40 - U2 (heart u2, where's my concert T?)
Stir it Up - Bob Marley
Rosarito - Long Beach Dub Allstars
Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin
California (Part II) Mason Jennings
Tropicalia - Beck
More Bounce (In California) - hate to admit it but I love it - Soul Kid #1 (yeah I know)
Nightswimming - Dashboard Confessional
E-Pro - Beck (I didn't know they rocked so hard)
Santa Monica - Everclear
A little less conversation - Elvis
Your love is like Las Vegas - The Thrills (if your love can't be like Las Vegas? what good is it?)
Oh, Goddamnit - Hot Hot Heat
Good Fucking Bye - Matt Skiba
Heart of Gold - Neil Young
Summer Breeze - Seals and Croft
Crystal Blue Persuasion - Tommy James and the Shonels
Everlasting Love - U2
Summer in the City - Lovin' Spoonful
Lady Madonna - Beatles
La Mar (the ocean) someone french (version on bobby darin beyond the sea) love it
Give me the beat boys - Bill Withers
Peaceful Easy Feeling - Eagles
Brandy - The Looking Glass
Heaven's on Fire - Kiss ( I adore fire)
Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum (One of my top 5 for sure)
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Baby I'm A-Want you - Bread
Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
Heroine - The Dandy Warhols
Sweet Jane - Velvet Underground
Beverly Hills - Weezer
Time of the Season - the Zombies
Heart of Gold - Johnny Cash
Knock Three Times - Tony Orlando
Black and White - 3 Dog Night
Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Southern Cross - Mason Jennings
The Logical Song - Supertramp
Touch of Grey - Grateful Dead (saw them at RFK in 1994 or 1995 backstage, it rocked, by far the coolest concert I've ever been to)
Kodachrome - Paul Simon
The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
That was a crazy game of Poker - OAR
Goodnight Moon - Shivaree
Space Cowboy - Steve Miller Band (why does everyone think this is the song "The Joker" some people call me the space cowboy. It's not the same song - )
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
Tiny Dance - Elton John
The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson

Not sure if this is exactly 50 songs - I'm going to blog about my evening and my top 50 songs if I had to pick right now.... however, if you are going to pick some of my fave songs from all the crap I have on the pod - these would have to be most of my can't live without songs"

E

That last post reminded me of that song

by Kiss - Back in the New York Groove - I can't really believe Kiss did that song but it's on their 5 cd set - which rocks -

That is all....

E

I'm back in the USA

Spent the last week in Toronto - it was AWESOME - I'd never been there before - it was great - I ate steak every night - and played tourist by day - I saw it all - the ROM, the CN Tower, which is the largest free standing tower in the world and I stood on the glass floor at the top - the observation deck rocked. I went to the Docks, 3 golf courses, Casa Loma, Niagara Falls, the Blue Man Group, Cooking School, Frieda's Clothing Design, the Eden Center, the hockey Hall of Fame, the Sky Dome some Olympic Spirit Museum, an underground path that had 16 miles worth of stores, the Academy of Spherical Arts (which I'm renting for a party next July) the Panasonic Theater, Winter Garden, I rode in a Dragon Boat and I held the FUCKING STANLEY CUP - I saw the whole FUCKING CITY.

I am going to rent the Glen Abbey golf club - home of the Canadian Open where Tiger Woods hit the amazing shot out of the sand trap with a fucking 6 iron 218 yards - over water and landed it right by the fucking pin to get a birdie thus winning the triple crown.

I wonder if we'll get any trick or treaters tonight - I have on my kickboxing outfit so I looked dressed up.

Just got home in prom dress

2 weddings and a gay fiesta!!! Some sort of mrs. madams organ day crossdressing fun - I missed 1 wedding, the pagent but I caught both after show's

Looked pretty hot in a chocolate brown dress w/ rose colored trim

which made me happy because - I don't usually enjoy brown, however, it's the falls new black....

I really wish that this thing

was more interactive..... not as much typing for me with nothing to respond to.... sad....

Yes, I am sleeping in the new concert T I got tonight.....

Fuck off.... I didn't wear it to the concert....

I want to give a shout out to FL

Hot Dog is that you?????

Mostly because I can't spell

There are now 2 M's on my site - one's boy M who was recenly dumped by the DLH (dirty little hippy) he's very sad - please send in photos if interested - he's blonde and available....

The other M - we'll now call her GM for Girl M (girl m went on a big fun trip to Vegas with us this year and she told me to post more photos) I can't figure out how - please help

Love, e

And when I go there.... I go there with you... Please stop with the political messaging....

I would beg borrow and steal (no not really) okay maybe 2 of the 3 but I can not encourage illegal behavior. However, if you can get tickets to U2 it rocked the MCI Center Tonight - the played my fave song - Bullet the Blue Sky - which one of my friends told me was about gun control? Is it? I like bullets, liked the old DC basketball team.... enjoy guns.... (you know, guns kill no one.... people with guns kill people) I have 16 guns and I've never fired at anyone, I've really never considered it -

So my co-worker is getting married for the 2nd time -and I was invited to the wedding - didn't really think about going because it was on a Friday at 11 am which I thought was werid in Key West.... anyhoo, I was invited and I said can't make it so sorry .... then this kid I went out with a few times before (who's also divorced) (not that there's anything wrong with that) anyway he asked me to go with him (he's the best man) and go on the cruise with him etc... now - I'm not one to not have a good time - but this is a little werid? is it not? I don't want to be that girl going to go on the cruise (but it is to hurricane-ville) and only for 4 days total from Miami - not so bad - and we get along - but still????

I want to give a shout out --- is that even legal??? to my friend M one of my bloned friends - she's been friends with my current co-worker G who's leaving for much bigger and better things - FYI pissed that you all left the U2 concert early and didn't come to Indeeblu (can't spell) we had table service (you love table service) There was no dirty dancing with DKM but still..... glad you all enjoy - I'm going to attempt to post a photo..... Still can't post another photo? M what am I doing wrong? I want to post more photo? I tried to make it a smaller photo (ie not 7.1 pix or whatever it's called) saved it as a .bmp and everything..... let me know....Had a sweet photo of U2 for your viewing enjoyment.....

More later, E the blog....

So I have really fine hair that's

very hard to work with - the best hair cut for a kid like me is the classic bob - no bangs just the one length bob - 'nugh said -

I was reciently highlighted - and it's wicked blonde - about 8 people have told me how freaking blonde I am - actually, that's not the case - 8 people have told me how TAN I look - for those of you who know me - I am so not tan - even at the peak of summer - I'm not tan - I hate the outdoors- it's that weird area between the cab and the front door - I hate it -

Anyway, I think if you get blonde highlights....

You look TAN

Did I mention -

I'm not a strong speller?

If you had your choice

Where would you spend the 'Ween?

DC or Tampa - for Guavaween?????

So - I went to dinner some friends and a

Congressman tonight -

No not like that - I have a friend who works for him and we had some members in town and it all just worked out - it wasn't even fancy at all - low key - local itialan place - mint green walls - it was nice - just a bunch of friends getting together for dinner - Seriously, I don't understand why people make such a big deal - they are only people -

I'm very excited - I got my U2 ticket tonight - I'm totally going on Wednesday - can't wait - I've seen them in concert 1x before but I had a broken arm that time (okay let me re-phrase - I had a fresh un-cast broken arm that night) totally broke it in my friends explorer - which later was stolen during a very drunken game of tequila/risk - if you need the directions just let me know - it's brutal....

More later -

Elvis

Just got Tiger Woods Golf 2006

Fucking Rocks - I know what I'm doing the rest of the afternoon -

I went to a very lame Tennessee State Society party last night - it was the 1st annual and it was the same day as fall gold cup - so maybe next year it will be better - There were a lot of tall people there last night -unusually tall people - Don't get me wrong - I like tall people much better than unusually short people or midgets..... they freak me out - but I'm trying to be more tolerant of the little freaks.

The fucking blossom true Hollywood story was on the E channel again yesterday - I didn't watch it for a 2nd time - but please stop playing it.

Okay - back to tiger woods 2006 - must win.

E

ENGLISH - DO YOU SPEAK IT????

Oh yeah,

If you are a contender for M please send photos - or write - whatever - he's available -

I hook you up

E

I'll be honest with you

I had a few complaints - okay two - from S and S - and yes they are married!!!!!

That I wasn't blogging enough - I can't see where this info is all that cool unless you know me - and you totally know who you are - M and the DLH are totally broken up - if any of you are contenders or know any contenders - is that even how you spell contenders - I'm a shitty speller -

Love, E

Anyone like the song

Goodnight, Goodnight by Hot Hot Heat????

Well, I do!!!!

Seriously -

I'm going to bed -

only one more b hit....

Still pissed at you all....

Seriously - You are killing me

Why can't you leave a tag on the tag board - seriously - killing me - I have no patience....

I want to give a shout out

to you freaks in Florida!!!!

I heart FL

Fuck you all -

I'm going to go pass out and hope for some sort of natural disaster that completely wipes out some 3rd world country -

E

Don't piss me off.....

I see no tagging.....

For real......

Do not be afraid of the tag board....

Okay so I have some sort

of google map thing on this web site - are there really people out there from outside the metro area who look at this blog? seriously? you should sign the tag board or send an email -

Totally went on a tour of a Yacht today!!!

Did I even spell that right? either way, it was pretty sweet - I'm going to try and rent it for some sort of office event before I quit - it's so hard to quit this job - I heart it - I love the people I work with - I like what I do - as weird as that may be -

Well I'm drunk and I'm going to bed -

Night night all -

E

I just found 7 lighters in my room -

Did I mention I love fire? I once burned 7 acres of my parent's back yard and didn't even get in trouble. Yeah, my parents are pretty cool.

I'm off to play on some crazy dart team - I used to play with my redneck friend FM but when she moved away I quit playing - so one of the girls from the old team works in my office now so I told them I'd be on their team again - I mean booze and sharp objects - it's not so bad. Pluse I'm seriously one of the best looking chicks freaking Dart League has ever seen..... not the best looking people play on dart league - really nice people - just not so good looking. Yeah, I said it.

I just watched my anal retentive roommate - we shall refer to him as Captain Anal or CA from now on - has been officially dumped by the DLH - it took her and a team of two therapists 1.5 years to figure out he's not the one for her. Liberals are so stupid. Anyone w/o a degree could have told you the two were not destined to be together for free and saved you a lot of therapy sessions.

I'm off for Dart Team - oh yeah -

More Later,

E

The Musical Stylings of Kiss -

Ahhhh Kiss - I recently obtained the 5 cd Kiss Box set - Who could forget such musical masterpieces such as - Lick it up, Heaven's on Fire, Let's put the X in SEX and Christine Sixteen - These guys rock and I salute you Kiss -

My roommate m is now a single man and on the market - so if you know of any girls with low self esteem, recently released from rehab or just your regular hottie with a history of substance abuse please send in your photo and we will get back to you.

I'm so not ready for an entire week of work - well a 4 day week of work -

I'm off to go have another Margarita - so Hola and good night.

So I'm back from Lake Tahoe

Which was awesome, however, it's really a sad place for fun unless you really enjoy the outdoors - we were there during the off season - not cold enough to start making snow and go skiing - but it was a little cold for going in the lake as well as a bit cold for biking and such. The casino was also a little sad - they didn't even have the craps table open until Friday night - WTF?


I was suppose to go to a wedding tonight however, they cancelled it at about 2:15 pm EST thank god we didn't go there - we went to the grog and tanker tonight then to this new bar called Bourbon - it was okay - they have a great beer list - I'm so happy I have Monday off - it's football all day tomorrow - We've got some friends in town from Tampa this weekend - they are at a wedding but the post party went to Blackies and Lulu's which sucks so we all refused to go meet them - they don't leave till 9:00 pm tomorrow night so we're going to go to our friend T's house for football and beer all day - wahoo.

We're getting pretty close to the end of the alphabet for hurricane season - still waiting for the to start with the Greek alphabet -

I'm trying to decide what I should be for the 'Ween - I'm down to the following choices - Natalie Holloway - with some sort of t-shirt that says I was gang raped in Aruba and all I got was this stoopid t-shirt - or is that in poor taste?

2nd choice - maybe one of the BTK killers hookers or something -

Whatever it is I will also be wearing some sort of wing - because I love all winged critters - some sort of punk rock "Natalie Holloway"

I'm outta here for now - talk to you fuckers later -

E the blog

Holy Shit

You must be fucking kidding me....

I just downloaded one of the best cover songs ever and this band has a number of fine re-makes to choose from on apples iTunes web site. The one that caught my attention....

Rock 'n' Roll all Night by Hayseed Dixie from the album - Kiss my Grass - a hillbilly tribute to Kiss

They are by far one of the funniest bands I've heard in a long time -

it's totally worth checking out.

E

Baseball, Ballgirls and Beer

Ahhh... the American pastime -

I went to the Nationals game tonight with my friends g and m - our friend mp aka (WILD CARD or WC) was one of the ball girls and she rocked. Our friend's son got one of the foul balls which was sweet because he's 4. We scalped some tickets in the 4th row right behind the WC - sometimes things just work out.

I'm suppose to be up bright and early tomorrow to go white water rafting, little do these jokers know I'm not leaving until after 10:00 because I want to get tickets for the Bon Jovi Concert - it will rock - who doesn't like Bon Jovi - I had the biggest crush on him when I was in the 6th grade -

I just stole the worst lighter ever from my roommate - I hate it when you snatch something that sucks. I guess I probably have it coming.

Leaving you with a phrase from ACDC - FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK - WE SALUTE YOU!

love,

E, the blog

The White Stripes Rocked and So Do You!

Well the White Stripes Concert was all I thought it would be - it was so loud that if you were holding 24 oz. Plastic tumbler of beer - it would vibrate. It was all I hoped and then some.

I'm going White Water Rafting with some friends on Saturday - too bad this place is like 6 hours away - I'm looking forward to the bon fire and camping fun (not real camping mind you) we are driving in to some camp ground and throwing crap out of our cars - no backpacking at all. Actually I don't really enjoy the "outdoors" that much - but I do enjoy a good bon fire for sure - I actually love fire on any level. It's my most favorite thing ever. I hope it doesn't rain so we can have a huge fire - I think I even have some bottle rockets - I hope we aren't camped too close to a bunch of freaks.

The web site says we are suppose to bring some fleece or wool socks to wear on the rafting trip - but that doesn't sound very good to me - I know the water will be cold however, I think wet cold wool or fleece would be worse - I'm off to find some of those booties they make out of wet suit material - those things rock - they keep your feet nice and toasty and you look a little bit like an elf. Totally different that midgets mind you. Elves are magical creatures... did you realize that over 1/2 of the population of Iceland (I know it's a small country) but most of the people there believe in fairies or elves - mystical beings - they actually have diverted roads and towns around areas that are considered "colonies" for these mystical freaks. There is a really funny Documentary about it - I'll find the name and let you know - totally worth the watch.

Okay - I'm off to get some gear for the white water rafting trip.

E

Craziness All Day -

So today was a crazy day at the office - I've never seen anything like it.

The only thing that got me through it was knowing I'm going to be front row at the white stripes concert tonight - Sweet. We'll try and take some kick ass photos while we're there, and then I will attempt to post them to this kick ass site.

If you haven't checked it out - http://earth.google.com/ is totally worth downloading - it's the best map I've ever seen.

E

Just watched another awesome episode of Weeds

That show is so funny. I mean come on the kid is a biter! He's a bit messed up but I like that about him.

And did she really bang the drug dealer or was that just some weird fantasy? And what's up with the intro to this show - it's really the worst song ever - and just a really crappy intro - I personally hate it.

Nothing Can Stop ME - BUT ME

My roommate is starting to get pissed off at me with all this blogging nonsense and I think he's going to whip my ass. He's a bit cranky because the DLH did not officially break up with him yesterday, he's bummed - the saga continues. It's also raining so it's humid, which sucks.

I went to kickboxing class after work - I'm officially a fucking gold belt!

M is whining at me to go pick up fucking dinner - has he got another thing coming. If I'm going out - he's going out in the fucking rain.

We have to hurry so we can be back in time to see Showtime's newest series Weeds - it pretty much rocks and I would HIGHly recommend it. (ha ha)

God vs Science - The Debate Rages On....

Lawyers debate God vs. science in court drama
Reuters
Sep 26, 2005 — By Jon Hurdle

Read the whole article here - http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1160775

Kenneth Miller, a Brown University professor of biology, testified as a witness for the parents. He told the court that teaching intelligent design does "a great disservice" to students because it has been discredited by top scientific groups such as the National Academy of Sciences and the American Association for the Advancement of Science.

"If you invoke a nonmaterial cause, a spirit force, you can't test it," Miller said, adding that scientific theories must stand up to empirical testing.

At least 31 states are taking steps to teach alternatives to evolution. A CBS poll last November found 65 percent of Americans favor teaching creationism as well as evolution while 37 percent want creationism taught instead of evolution.
Fifty-five percent of Americans believe God created humans in their present form, the poll found.

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That said - I can not believe that 55% of people polled in the CBS poll mentioned above actually believe that God created humans in their present form? Are you fucking kidding me? 55% of our country actually believes that shit? I consider myself to be a Republican usually - a very socially liberal republican but a republican none the less..... You've got to be kidding me with this one.....

WTF Barbara?

Appearing on ABC's Primetime Thursday show recently, Ms. Streisand (yes funny girl Barbara) noted:

We are in a global warming emergency state and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense, there could be more droughts, dust bowls, you know it's amazing to hear these facts, I mean, the Andes have no ice caps on the mountains in winter. The glaciers are melting. I mean, for the United States not to be part of the Kyoto treaty is unforgivable.

Are you Fucking Kidding Me????

I've been secretly hoping

for there to be enough Hurricanes this year that they have to kick over to the Greek Alphabet - I completely enjoy natures fury (is that bad?) and I happen to know all the greek alphabet from the sorority/fraternity days - at least I learned something that stuck with me! With about 2 months left of Hurricane season left I might just get my wish -

Wow it's almost lunch time -

I've been working happily along all day - how did people work before email? seriously? what the hell did people do all day? I don't know how I could fill an 8 hour day with out the internet. I'm not saying the use of the computer makes me work more efficently - but I certainly can make myself look really busy if I have to - right now I sound like I'm working on some very important report or project - that I am clearly not working on - but we just finished our big conference for the year last week and I can fuck off at work for a few days if I want to.

Did I mention I'm going to see the White Stripes - I'm pretty excited.

My friends M&K just got a new puppy on Saturday - I'm pretty excited to see him - he's a year old and a rescue dog - Check him out! The new name is - Bailey.....

Damn I can't figure out how to post his picture - stoopid technology....

I'll try and upload it later.....

I am possibly the worst speller ever....

I'm not kidding when I say this - hooked on phonics did not work for me.

I can't believe that there we six people (probably including myself) on this site last night? That's crazy - I had no idea this shit was even that interesting. I'm off to work in a few minutes - I love not having much of a commute - it rocks -

I'm very excited for tomorrow - I'm going to see the White Stripes concert with my best friend - M and we are going to be front and center and ready to rock!!! I had no idea that there were only two people in their band until I saw them a year or so ago on the VMA's - crazy - so were they married or are they brother and sister? or are they both? what? I particulaly enjoy the song - Black Jack Davey or anything with an angry beat -

Anyone want to do a mix cd trade? Shoot me an email to etheblog@gmail.com and we can set up a trade -

I'm off to work for now -

Over and Out -

E, the Blog

Let the bear sleep.

No don't poke the bear!

Put on that mini mouse skirt.....

I just heard the best phrase used on a new

tv show on fox that I have only heard one other person use ever.

Aren't you glad you poked the bear.

That's funny.

This is so funny....

I went to visit my parents a few months ago - they have a new dog who is about 2 years old. His name is Tucker and when you tell him to "Smile"

This is what the damn dog does every freaking time!!!!!


How cute is that?

Just had the best sandwich ever....

From the Lost Dog Cafe - the Roast Beef Bacon Club - Awesome - and they deliver which is also a bonus.

I'm sitting around patiently waiting for the Season Premier of the Family Guy and a new episode of the simpsons.

My roommate is on his way back from NYC a beaten man, his girlfriend who we will refer to as dirty little hippy or DLH from here on out. Finally came to her senses and dumped his bitch ass. I'm sure he's not that worried about it - he didn't even love her - but now where is he going to stay when he goes to NYC? The saga continues. We shall see how long this will last -

So last night at the bar....

Let me start at the begining. I have these two friends - they love tv as much as I love shiny objects and rhinestoned anything. They have not 1 tivo but 2 tivos' that's right 2 tivo's that can tape 4 shows at the same time.

Now you can understand my surprise when I asked friend #1 if they watched the season premier of ABC's Lost last wednesday. He was like, oh we can't watch that because we don't have the tivo time to record this? My response WTF???? This is the line up against Lost on Wed. at 9:00 pm.

The 2 best choices are Nany 911 and some new show called E-Ring - that's only 3 shows to tape at one time including Lost - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO TIVOING???? and you know who you are.

I have the first season on DVD and I will let you borrow it - so re-set your damn tivo and start taping this new season -

If you ever find the need for a T-Shirt that says....

My other ride is your mother....

or

I beat Anorexia in size 5X

This is the web site for you.....

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/

Seriously, it's worth ordering a shirt from them so you can get the email response back -

I just wasted one hour of my life.....

watching the E True Hollywood story on Fucking Blossom.

I've wasted time being hung over doing a lot of things.... but I have Tivo - what the hell would possess anyone to watch an hour special on Blossom - I don't think I even saw the show blossom when it was on tv.

Ugh.....

So it's been about 12 min. since my last blog

Am I hooked? Do I need constant supervision? Should I not be left alone?

The answer to all these questions is yes, and not just yes, FUCK YES.

Am I allowed to swear on Blog? I love swearing - it's fun and I dig it. It doesn't really hurt anyone, I have a good time with it - it releaves stress.... I say - Swear on Kids - can kids read this? Kids - if you are reading this and you are not at least 21 years of age - I suggest you stop reading right meow! I can't be held responsible for what you are about to witness.....

E, the Blog

So I guess I'm fucking E the Blog

It's pretty cool....

So there I was sitting around with some friends and family tonight (do I have to say as dorky as it may sound, my family is pretty fucking cool) I don't want to blame them for anything, I don't feel I need to be in therapy for anything they "did" or "didn't give" me during my childhood. I feel like I fairly well adjusted, 30 year old kid who like anyone, is just ya know, doing what I do best.

And what would you say is my best? or what do I do best - Fuck you - that's none of your business. That's for me to know and you cyber stalkers to perhaps find out later.

Yeah, I said it - cyber-stalkers - why the fuck would you be reading any of this if you had no idea who I am? I could be some hot skank ass ho for all you know - or I could be some horribly deformed freak midget, speaking of midgets, no I won't go there... at least not yet....

It's one of the things I'm working on.... being nice to little people. (I mean that literally)

So, one of my very dear and best friends suggested I start blogging - so I am now a blogger. I don't even know how to find my own blog, I hope to hell they emailed me some sort of log in information - I don't have a strong attention to detail. I wonder how I made it this long -

I am not going to proof read any of this crap. I hope this lives up to all your crazy blogging standards.

So Fuck Off, and Good Night

Fuck You,

E, the Blog