Between the Crackduko -

the booze - and the craziness-

I think that blogging drunk

is one of the best ways to blog... my typing is almost as accurate - my spelling sucks as usual - and it seems to take a lot less time to think of things to talk about - for intstance - I recently went on a trip to Thailand - one of my co-workers go tme this game called Sudoku and I'm completely addicted to it - I thought it was some sort of math game but it so is not a math game - it's some sort of fucked up crossword puzzle for people who can't spell - all you have to know are the numbers 1-9 - it's pretty sweet - I would recommend checking it out in the washington post - or the express (not that I ride the metro) I don't - I hate public transportation - I also hate the outdoors - it's that un-predictable area between a car door and the front door. It blows.... My roommate M is sitting here not only making fun of my typing skills, okay well my spelling skills he's also bitching about my subject matter. and how it's really not that great.... okay he does like my subject matter.... now he's laughing, he's also a bit stoned.... what? oh is that bad? his gotee is crooked.... and there is an "A" in goatee... but he doesn't give a fuck - he likes it that way.... I'm very excited for the smoking ban to take place in DC - I just got home from the bar house and I reek of smoke... does anyone else know the phrase "bar house?"

So just got back from

a sweet night out at the bar - went to a sucky holiday party at about 10 pm - got bored instantly - took a cab to the Grog and Tankard.... they had battle of the bands - we picked the shitty band- but they had the coolest name - the last band was totally the best - The best part of the evening was when the giant snowman and crew (including but not limited too....) elf fucker, mrs. claws, reindeer and others - showed up wasted and shaking their thangs on the dance floor - it was hillarious.....

Fuck you all,

E

Jesus -

I can't believe it's been almost an entire month with no blogging - I totally suck -

and apparently I'm lazy - so much has happened - did I mention I have a tan line - it's pretty cool -

So my friends M and K are pregnant - congrats - they are sure it's a boy but who knows - it's a tiny little thing I saw one of baby's first photos - it's pretty cute -

I'm pretty excited to be going to the Depeche Mode concert next weekend - so it's at the patriot center and that sucks - but we're going anyway - then the next weekend is BON JOVI - fuck yeah.... very excited.....

Well I'm off to Georgetown for my friend W's birthday - I feel it will be a night for red bull and vodka -

More later, hopefully I'll remember to log in when I'm trashed!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sorry I've been gone -

I went to a co-workers wedding in Miami with a cruise to the Grand Cayman - it was awesome - then I came back for 3 days and went on a big fun trip to Thailand with 5 friends - can I say - we had the best time - it was my 2nd time there and I would go back in a heart beat!!! Shopped my ass off - drank my ass off and tanned my ass off - I even have a tan line to prove it!!! I never have a tan line - I'm almost over my jet lag (12 hour time change blows) however, we did take the new Thai Airways direct flight from JFK to BKK and it was totally worth it - it cut about 8 hours off of travel time -

So - I had a great time tonight -

got a little tipsy, but not too wasted - I can't wait to go out tomorrow if anyone knows of anything good going on let me know - I'll be out of town for the next 3 weekends to Miami and Thailand - so let's make tomorrow count- you know who you are -

lets do it!

E

So if I had to pick only some songs to have on my iPod

I think I'd have to pick these songs first - (not in any particular order - just what I came across in the iPod)

Everything I Own - Bread (one of the best love songs of all time)
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Steal My Kisses - Ben Harper & the Innocents
Time of the Season - Big Blue Missle (one of my fave re-makes)
Fell in Love with the Girl - white stripes (the white stripes kick fucking ass)
Carefree Highway - Gordon Lightfoot (I know, I heart Gordon Lightfoot)
Cold December - Matt Costa
Picture Book - Young Fresh Fellows (thanks to the people at HP for introducing me to this song, I know it's a remake, but I like this one)
Malibu Love Nest - Luna
Float On - Modest Mouse (one shy mouse)
Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot (what can I say, I love him)
Romeo and Juliet - Dire Straits
Hey Nineteen - Steely Dan (best drug song ever)
Give a little Bit ( I enjoy the original and the re-make, Supertramp and Goo Goo Dolls)
So Nice (Summer Samba) Bebel Giberto
Jolene - White Stripes
New York Groove - Ace Frehley (Kiss)
Oh L'Amour - Erasure
Always Saturday - Guadalcanal Diary
40 - U2 (heart u2, where's my concert T?)
Stir it Up - Bob Marley
Rosarito - Long Beach Dub Allstars
Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin
California (Part II) Mason Jennings
Tropicalia - Beck
More Bounce (In California) - hate to admit it but I love it - Soul Kid #1 (yeah I know)
Nightswimming - Dashboard Confessional
E-Pro - Beck (I didn't know they rocked so hard)
Santa Monica - Everclear
A little less conversation - Elvis
Your love is like Las Vegas - The Thrills (if your love can't be like Las Vegas? what good is it?)
Oh, Goddamnit - Hot Hot Heat
Good Fucking Bye - Matt Skiba
Heart of Gold - Neil Young
Summer Breeze - Seals and Croft
Crystal Blue Persuasion - Tommy James and the Shonels
Everlasting Love - U2
Summer in the City - Lovin' Spoonful
Lady Madonna - Beatles
La Mar (the ocean) someone french (version on bobby darin beyond the sea) love it
Give me the beat boys - Bill Withers
Peaceful Easy Feeling - Eagles
Brandy - The Looking Glass
Heaven's on Fire - Kiss ( I adore fire)
Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum (One of my top 5 for sure)
Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
Baby I'm A-Want you - Bread
Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
Heroine - The Dandy Warhols
Sweet Jane - Velvet Underground
Beverly Hills - Weezer
Time of the Season - the Zombies
Heart of Gold - Johnny Cash
Knock Three Times - Tony Orlando
Black and White - 3 Dog Night
Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Southern Cross - Mason Jennings
The Logical Song - Supertramp
Touch of Grey - Grateful Dead (saw them at RFK in 1994 or 1995 backstage, it rocked, by far the coolest concert I've ever been to)
Kodachrome - Paul Simon
The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
That was a crazy game of Poker - OAR
Goodnight Moon - Shivaree
Space Cowboy - Steve Miller Band (why does everyone think this is the song "The Joker" some people call me the space cowboy. It's not the same song - )
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
Tiny Dance - Elton John
The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson

Not sure if this is exactly 50 songs - I'm going to blog about my evening and my top 50 songs if I had to pick right now.... however, if you are going to pick some of my fave songs from all the crap I have on the pod - these would have to be most of my can't live without songs"

E

That last post reminded me of that song

by Kiss - Back in the New York Groove - I can't really believe Kiss did that song but it's on their 5 cd set - which rocks -

That is all....

E

I'm back in the USA

Spent the last week in Toronto - it was AWESOME - I'd never been there before - it was great - I ate steak every night - and played tourist by day - I saw it all - the ROM, the CN Tower, which is the largest free standing tower in the world and I stood on the glass floor at the top - the observation deck rocked. I went to the Docks, 3 golf courses, Casa Loma, Niagara Falls, the Blue Man Group, Cooking School, Frieda's Clothing Design, the Eden Center, the hockey Hall of Fame, the Sky Dome some Olympic Spirit Museum, an underground path that had 16 miles worth of stores, the Academy of Spherical Arts (which I'm renting for a party next July) the Panasonic Theater, Winter Garden, I rode in a Dragon Boat and I held the FUCKING STANLEY CUP - I saw the whole FUCKING CITY.

I am going to rent the Glen Abbey golf club - home of the Canadian Open where Tiger Woods hit the amazing shot out of the sand trap with a fucking 6 iron 218 yards - over water and landed it right by the fucking pin to get a birdie thus winning the triple crown.

I wonder if we'll get any trick or treaters tonight - I have on my kickboxing outfit so I looked dressed up.

Just got home in prom dress

2 weddings and a gay fiesta!!! Some sort of mrs. madams organ day crossdressing fun - I missed 1 wedding, the pagent but I caught both after show's

Looked pretty hot in a chocolate brown dress w/ rose colored trim

which made me happy because - I don't usually enjoy brown, however, it's the falls new black....

I really wish that this thing

was more interactive..... not as much typing for me with nothing to respond to.... sad....

Yes, I am sleeping in the new concert T I got tonight.....

Fuck off.... I didn't wear it to the concert....

I want to give a shout out to FL

Hot Dog is that you?????

Mostly because I can't spell

There are now 2 M's on my site - one's boy M who was recenly dumped by the DLH (dirty little hippy) he's very sad - please send in photos if interested - he's blonde and available....

The other M - we'll now call her GM for Girl M (girl m went on a big fun trip to Vegas with us this year and she told me to post more photos) I can't figure out how - please help

Love, e

And when I go there.... I go there with you... Please stop with the political messaging....

I would beg borrow and steal (no not really) okay maybe 2 of the 3 but I can not encourage illegal behavior. However, if you can get tickets to U2 it rocked the MCI Center Tonight - the played my fave song - Bullet the Blue Sky - which one of my friends told me was about gun control? Is it? I like bullets, liked the old DC basketball team.... enjoy guns.... (you know, guns kill no one.... people with guns kill people) I have 16 guns and I've never fired at anyone, I've really never considered it -

So my co-worker is getting married for the 2nd time -and I was invited to the wedding - didn't really think about going because it was on a Friday at 11 am which I thought was werid in Key West.... anyhoo, I was invited and I said can't make it so sorry .... then this kid I went out with a few times before (who's also divorced) (not that there's anything wrong with that) anyway he asked me to go with him (he's the best man) and go on the cruise with him etc... now - I'm not one to not have a good time - but this is a little werid? is it not? I don't want to be that girl going to go on the cruise (but it is to hurricane-ville) and only for 4 days total from Miami - not so bad - and we get along - but still????

I want to give a shout out --- is that even legal??? to my friend M one of my bloned friends - she's been friends with my current co-worker G who's leaving for much bigger and better things - FYI pissed that you all left the U2 concert early and didn't come to Indeeblu (can't spell) we had table service (you love table service) There was no dirty dancing with DKM but still..... glad you all enjoy - I'm going to attempt to post a photo..... Still can't post another photo? M what am I doing wrong? I want to post more photo? I tried to make it a smaller photo (ie not 7.1 pix or whatever it's called) saved it as a .bmp and everything..... let me know....Had a sweet photo of U2 for your viewing enjoyment.....

More later, E the blog....

So I have really fine hair that's

very hard to work with - the best hair cut for a kid like me is the classic bob - no bangs just the one length bob - 'nugh said -

I was reciently highlighted - and it's wicked blonde - about 8 people have told me how freaking blonde I am - actually, that's not the case - 8 people have told me how TAN I look - for those of you who know me - I am so not tan - even at the peak of summer - I'm not tan - I hate the outdoors- it's that weird area between the cab and the front door - I hate it -

Anyway, I think if you get blonde highlights....

You look TAN

Did I mention -

I'm not a strong speller?

If you had your choice

Where would you spend the 'Ween?

DC or Tampa - for Guavaween?????

So - I went to dinner some friends and a

Congressman tonight -

No not like that - I have a friend who works for him and we had some members in town and it all just worked out - it wasn't even fancy at all - low key - local itialan place - mint green walls - it was nice - just a bunch of friends getting together for dinner - Seriously, I don't understand why people make such a big deal - they are only people -

I'm very excited - I got my U2 ticket tonight - I'm totally going on Wednesday - can't wait - I've seen them in concert 1x before but I had a broken arm that time (okay let me re-phrase - I had a fresh un-cast broken arm that night) totally broke it in my friends explorer - which later was stolen during a very drunken game of tequila/risk - if you need the directions just let me know - it's brutal....

More later -

Elvis

Just got Tiger Woods Golf 2006

Fucking Rocks - I know what I'm doing the rest of the afternoon -

I went to a very lame Tennessee State Society party last night - it was the 1st annual and it was the same day as fall gold cup - so maybe next year it will be better - There were a lot of tall people there last night -unusually tall people - Don't get me wrong - I like tall people much better than unusually short people or midgets..... they freak me out - but I'm trying to be more tolerant of the little freaks.

The fucking blossom true Hollywood story was on the E channel again yesterday - I didn't watch it for a 2nd time - but please stop playing it.

Okay - back to tiger woods 2006 - must win.

E