Baseball, Ballgirls and Beer

Ahhh... the American pastime -

I went to the Nationals game tonight with my friends g and m - our friend mp aka (WILD CARD or WC) was one of the ball girls and she rocked. Our friend's son got one of the foul balls which was sweet because he's 4. We scalped some tickets in the 4th row right behind the WC - sometimes things just work out.

I'm suppose to be up bright and early tomorrow to go white water rafting, little do these jokers know I'm not leaving until after 10:00 because I want to get tickets for the Bon Jovi Concert - it will rock - who doesn't like Bon Jovi - I had the biggest crush on him when I was in the 6th grade -

I just stole the worst lighter ever from my roommate - I hate it when you snatch something that sucks. I guess I probably have it coming.

Leaving you with a phrase from ACDC - FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK - WE SALUTE YOU!

love,

E, the blog

The White Stripes Rocked and So Do You!

Well the White Stripes Concert was all I thought it would be - it was so loud that if you were holding 24 oz. Plastic tumbler of beer - it would vibrate. It was all I hoped and then some.

I'm going White Water Rafting with some friends on Saturday - too bad this place is like 6 hours away - I'm looking forward to the bon fire and camping fun (not real camping mind you) we are driving in to some camp ground and throwing crap out of our cars - no backpacking at all. Actually I don't really enjoy the "outdoors" that much - but I do enjoy a good bon fire for sure - I actually love fire on any level. It's my most favorite thing ever. I hope it doesn't rain so we can have a huge fire - I think I even have some bottle rockets - I hope we aren't camped too close to a bunch of freaks.

The web site says we are suppose to bring some fleece or wool socks to wear on the rafting trip - but that doesn't sound very good to me - I know the water will be cold however, I think wet cold wool or fleece would be worse - I'm off to find some of those booties they make out of wet suit material - those things rock - they keep your feet nice and toasty and you look a little bit like an elf. Totally different that midgets mind you. Elves are magical creatures... did you realize that over 1/2 of the population of Iceland (I know it's a small country) but most of the people there believe in fairies or elves - mystical beings - they actually have diverted roads and towns around areas that are considered "colonies" for these mystical freaks. There is a really funny Documentary about it - I'll find the name and let you know - totally worth the watch.

Okay - I'm off to get some gear for the white water rafting trip.

E

Craziness All Day -

So today was a crazy day at the office - I've never seen anything like it.

The only thing that got me through it was knowing I'm going to be front row at the white stripes concert tonight - Sweet. We'll try and take some kick ass photos while we're there, and then I will attempt to post them to this kick ass site.

If you haven't checked it out - http://earth.google.com/ is totally worth downloading - it's the best map I've ever seen.

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Just watched another awesome episode of Weeds

That show is so funny. I mean come on the kid is a biter! He's a bit messed up but I like that about him.

And did she really bang the drug dealer or was that just some weird fantasy? And what's up with the intro to this show - it's really the worst song ever - and just a really crappy intro - I personally hate it.

Nothing Can Stop ME - BUT ME

My roommate is starting to get pissed off at me with all this blogging nonsense and I think he's going to whip my ass. He's a bit cranky because the DLH did not officially break up with him yesterday, he's bummed - the saga continues. It's also raining so it's humid, which sucks.

I went to kickboxing class after work - I'm officially a fucking gold belt!

M is whining at me to go pick up fucking dinner - has he got another thing coming. If I'm going out - he's going out in the fucking rain.

We have to hurry so we can be back in time to see Showtime's newest series Weeds - it pretty much rocks and I would HIGHly recommend it. (ha ha)

God vs Science - The Debate Rages On....

Lawyers debate God vs. science in court drama
Reuters
Sep 26, 2005 — By Jon Hurdle

Read the whole article here - http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1160775

Kenneth Miller, a Brown University professor of biology, testified as a witness for the parents. He told the court that teaching intelligent design does "a great disservice" to students because it has been discredited by top scientific groups such as the National Academy of Sciences and the American Association for the Advancement of Science.

"If you invoke a nonmaterial cause, a spirit force, you can't test it," Miller said, adding that scientific theories must stand up to empirical testing.

At least 31 states are taking steps to teach alternatives to evolution. A CBS poll last November found 65 percent of Americans favor teaching creationism as well as evolution while 37 percent want creationism taught instead of evolution.
Fifty-five percent of Americans believe God created humans in their present form, the poll found.

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That said - I can not believe that 55% of people polled in the CBS poll mentioned above actually believe that God created humans in their present form? Are you fucking kidding me? 55% of our country actually believes that shit? I consider myself to be a Republican usually - a very socially liberal republican but a republican none the less..... You've got to be kidding me with this one.....

WTF Barbara?

Appearing on ABC's Primetime Thursday show recently, Ms. Streisand (yes funny girl Barbara) noted:

We are in a global warming emergency state and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense, there could be more droughts, dust bowls, you know it's amazing to hear these facts, I mean, the Andes have no ice caps on the mountains in winter. The glaciers are melting. I mean, for the United States not to be part of the Kyoto treaty is unforgivable.

Are you Fucking Kidding Me????

I've been secretly hoping

for there to be enough Hurricanes this year that they have to kick over to the Greek Alphabet - I completely enjoy natures fury (is that bad?) and I happen to know all the greek alphabet from the sorority/fraternity days - at least I learned something that stuck with me! With about 2 months left of Hurricane season left I might just get my wish -

Wow it's almost lunch time -

I've been working happily along all day - how did people work before email? seriously? what the hell did people do all day? I don't know how I could fill an 8 hour day with out the internet. I'm not saying the use of the computer makes me work more efficently - but I certainly can make myself look really busy if I have to - right now I sound like I'm working on some very important report or project - that I am clearly not working on - but we just finished our big conference for the year last week and I can fuck off at work for a few days if I want to.

Did I mention I'm going to see the White Stripes - I'm pretty excited.

My friends M&K just got a new puppy on Saturday - I'm pretty excited to see him - he's a year old and a rescue dog - Check him out! The new name is - Bailey.....

Damn I can't figure out how to post his picture - stoopid technology....

I'll try and upload it later.....

I am possibly the worst speller ever....

I'm not kidding when I say this - hooked on phonics did not work for me.

I can't believe that there we six people (probably including myself) on this site last night? That's crazy - I had no idea this shit was even that interesting. I'm off to work in a few minutes - I love not having much of a commute - it rocks -

I'm very excited for tomorrow - I'm going to see the White Stripes concert with my best friend - M and we are going to be front and center and ready to rock!!! I had no idea that there were only two people in their band until I saw them a year or so ago on the VMA's - crazy - so were they married or are they brother and sister? or are they both? what? I particulaly enjoy the song - Black Jack Davey or anything with an angry beat -

Anyone want to do a mix cd trade? Shoot me an email to etheblog@gmail.com and we can set up a trade -

I'm off to work for now -

Over and Out -

E, the Blog

Let the bear sleep.

No don't poke the bear!

Put on that mini mouse skirt.....

I just heard the best phrase used on a new

tv show on fox that I have only heard one other person use ever.

Aren't you glad you poked the bear.

That's funny.

This is so funny....

I went to visit my parents a few months ago - they have a new dog who is about 2 years old. His name is Tucker and when you tell him to "Smile"

This is what the damn dog does every freaking time!!!!!


How cute is that?

Just had the best sandwich ever....

From the Lost Dog Cafe - the Roast Beef Bacon Club - Awesome - and they deliver which is also a bonus.

I'm sitting around patiently waiting for the Season Premier of the Family Guy and a new episode of the simpsons.

My roommate is on his way back from NYC a beaten man, his girlfriend who we will refer to as dirty little hippy or DLH from here on out. Finally came to her senses and dumped his bitch ass. I'm sure he's not that worried about it - he didn't even love her - but now where is he going to stay when he goes to NYC? The saga continues. We shall see how long this will last -

So last night at the bar....

Let me start at the begining. I have these two friends - they love tv as much as I love shiny objects and rhinestoned anything. They have not 1 tivo but 2 tivos' that's right 2 tivo's that can tape 4 shows at the same time.

Now you can understand my surprise when I asked friend #1 if they watched the season premier of ABC's Lost last wednesday. He was like, oh we can't watch that because we don't have the tivo time to record this? My response WTF???? This is the line up against Lost on Wed. at 9:00 pm.

The 2 best choices are Nany 911 and some new show called E-Ring - that's only 3 shows to tape at one time including Lost - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO TIVOING???? and you know who you are.

I have the first season on DVD and I will let you borrow it - so re-set your damn tivo and start taping this new season -

If you ever find the need for a T-Shirt that says....

My other ride is your mother....

or

I beat Anorexia in size 5X

This is the web site for you.....

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/

Seriously, it's worth ordering a shirt from them so you can get the email response back -

I just wasted one hour of my life.....

watching the E True Hollywood story on Fucking Blossom.

I've wasted time being hung over doing a lot of things.... but I have Tivo - what the hell would possess anyone to watch an hour special on Blossom - I don't think I even saw the show blossom when it was on tv.

Ugh.....

So it's been about 12 min. since my last blog

Am I hooked? Do I need constant supervision? Should I not be left alone?

The answer to all these questions is yes, and not just yes, FUCK YES.

Am I allowed to swear on Blog? I love swearing - it's fun and I dig it. It doesn't really hurt anyone, I have a good time with it - it releaves stress.... I say - Swear on Kids - can kids read this? Kids - if you are reading this and you are not at least 21 years of age - I suggest you stop reading right meow! I can't be held responsible for what you are about to witness.....

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So I guess I'm fucking E the Blog

It's pretty cool....

So there I was sitting around with some friends and family tonight (do I have to say as dorky as it may sound, my family is pretty fucking cool) I don't want to blame them for anything, I don't feel I need to be in therapy for anything they "did" or "didn't give" me during my childhood. I feel like I fairly well adjusted, 30 year old kid who like anyone, is just ya know, doing what I do best.

And what would you say is my best? or what do I do best - Fuck you - that's none of your business. That's for me to know and you cyber stalkers to perhaps find out later.

Yeah, I said it - cyber-stalkers - why the fuck would you be reading any of this if you had no idea who I am? I could be some hot skank ass ho for all you know - or I could be some horribly deformed freak midget, speaking of midgets, no I won't go there... at least not yet....

It's one of the things I'm working on.... being nice to little people. (I mean that literally)

So, one of my very dear and best friends suggested I start blogging - so I am now a blogger. I don't even know how to find my own blog, I hope to hell they emailed me some sort of log in information - I don't have a strong attention to detail. I wonder how I made it this long -

I am not going to proof read any of this crap. I hope this lives up to all your crazy blogging standards.

So Fuck Off, and Good Night

Fuck You,

E, the Blog